Post 13

Awal shay عيدكم مبارك I hope everyone enjoyed Ramadan and are having a good summer. I know it's been a long time since I posted… a month wooow. Thanks for waiting and for all the support. This post is dedicated to all my supporters and to everyone who waited. Stay tuned for more… Enjoy this post <3

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Mama: banat? Sh9ayer??

Shit! Bad timing Mamaaaa, 7a6ait nafsy ib mukan Basma and I was in shock, I knew wht she waas doing, it made me sick, but I had to cover for her she's myy sister and if Mama found out all hell would break loose, I really needed to say something! 

Me: umm Mama everything's fine, I think Basma has food poisoning wayed khabi9at bil akil ilyoum.

Mama: 7abeebty Basooma, 3asa ma shar? 

Bismillah 

Basma: Allah esalmich Mama don't worry I'm fine now I think I ate bad seafood. 

I think Basma calmed down a little she probably thought I'd tell my mom but i'm her older sister and since this is the first time (for all I know) I need to ask her some questions and talk to her. If I couldn't stop her, then I'd have to tell my parents.

Mama: Yala mama gumay ghaslay wayhech bawadeech il mustashfa 

Me: Mama intay irta7ay 3ady I'll take her

Mama: la it's late oo 3aib your friends are over you can't leave them

Basma: 3ady they can come with me, a7san min ma arou7 ibrou7y

Mama: la mama ana awadeech lazim akalim il doctor

Me: Mama wallah 3ady please let me take her

Akhaf umy itwady Basma oo ti67as cause akeed the doctor is gonna know something's up

Mama: hal kither tabeen itwadeen ikhtich? shfeech Dalia what's wrong?

Me: mafeeny shay Mama I know you're tired and you wanna sleep fa gilt laish ma nakhith the driver oo kilina inrou7

Basma: you guys tara mala da3y I go to the doctor I'll just sleep it off

Mama: LAA! Khala9 Dalia take Basooma to the doctor and call me when you arrive, oo laman itkhl9oun call me again, 6amnoony, and if ANYTHING happens tell me!

Mama is so over-protective 

Me: Inshallah Mama I love you

Mama: me too, take care

Mama left…

Basma: Dalia I can explain

Me: Basma sim3eeny 3adel.. This is serious tara mu li3baa, it's your health, if you wanna lose weight there's a better way of doing it. You know better, 6oul hal ayam ga3deen nimdi7ich wingoulich tha3fana oo akher shay you've been doing it like this?

Basma: Dalia la wallah this is the first time I SWEAR! I don't know why I did it 

She started crying

Me: Basma wallah il3atheem itha 3iraft inich 3aydat'haaaaaaa yawailich. I mean it.

3athba entered… shit… 

3athba: Kil hatha de- you guys? shfeekum? Minu zawa3?!

Me: Basma

3athba: shfeech Basma? Are you okay?

Basma: ee

3athba: Dalia shfeekum??

Shafatny m3a9ba oo mitthayga, she knew something was up

Me: mafee shay, binwady Basma il mustashfa

3athba: Basma shinu makla ilyoum?

Basma: Madry wayed kharba6t

3athba: what exactly

Me: ta7qeeeeq!? yuba zawi3at kilha food poisoning 

3athba: Law food poisoning shfeech m3a9ba Dalia? Tara ana mu ghabiya tell me what's wrong. Now.

Me: Wanna know what's wrong?? My LITTLE sister has an eating disorder

Basma: NO I DON'T bas kalait wayed ilyoum and I felt guilty 

Me: BASMA THIS ISN'T NORMAL!

3athba: You guys calm down… Basma this can lead to bulimia, it's dangerous.

Basma: Okay okay khala9 mara7 a3eedha.. 

3athba: Dalia relax, everything's gonna be okay, itha 9arakhtay nothing's gonna change

Me: adry.. I told mama that we're gonna take her to the hospital, bas what are we gonna tell the doctor?

3athba: We can't go…

Me: shloun? umy galat lazim

3athba: Fine we'll just go and pretend that Basma zawi3at oo manadry laish, he's probably gonna give her some pills

Me: inzain

My sister might be bulimic.. My boyfriend just cheated on me with my cousin.. I'm lying to my mom.. What else can go wrong?

Ri7na the doctor's ma shak wela sawa shay he just gave her meds and we got back home.

Basma and Layan namaw

Me and 3athba were still up

Me: 3athba

3athba: adry.. you're thinking about Nasser 9a7?

Me: yeah, I wanna crush him 3athoub

3athba: shinu kintay tabeen itsaween bil lthab6?

Me: aby I break his heart nafs shloun he broke mine

3athba: You know you shouldn't fight fire with fire right?

Me: I know you don't believe in that.. I know your moto

3athba: wa7da ib wa7da..

Me: yeah, soo, shasawy? 

3athba: I have an idea..

Me: eee?

3athba: Layan sees him 9a7? 

Me: I think so

3athba: let her meet him bacher, and then you go to them and slap him, and then Layan slaps him too call him a loser and walk away

Me: Maynouna?

3athba: La wallah I'm serious, you would make him feel like shit oo ib ta7rijouna and you'll feel better, wouldn't you?

Me: il thaher yanaitay bas I would feel better

3athba: 3ala ra7tich, it's either that or you go along with this stupid relationship and make him fall in love with you then break up with him. 

Me: that's more practical

3athba: but the first one's more fun :D

Me: We'll have to talk to Rayan 

3athba: ee

Me: bacher inshoof but this shindig is gonna go down o:)

3athba: akeed yala goodnight 

Me: goodnight